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    December 10

    Grammar Lessons

    Overheard one of my students at school say (when asked to get a pencil):

    "There was ones in there, but they wasn't sharpened."

    After we commented on the correct grammar he used in his next sentence, he told us the following:

    "I just want you to know, I AM from the country!"
    December 02

    Knock Knock

    Heard this joke today from my five year old (Tuesday Night Kid):
     
    E: Knock Knock
    L: Who's There?
    E: Mr. Chicken Head
    L: Mr. Chicken Head Who?
    E: Bicycle
     
    It was so silly and nonsensical, it was funny.  My seven year old and I laughed and laughed.