December 10
Overheard one of my students at school say (when asked to get a pencil):
"There was ones in there, but they wasn't sharpened."
After we commented on the correct grammar he used in his next sentence, he told us the following:
"I just want you to know, I AM from the country!"
December 02
Heard this joke today from my five year old (Tuesday Night Kid):
E: Knock Knock
L: Who's There?
E: Mr. Chicken Head
L: Mr. Chicken Head Who?
E: Bicycle
It was so silly and nonsensical, it was funny. My seven year old and I laughed and laughed.